I had a ready quip to sling back to that, something about how I expected her to know since she had a kid and all, but I couldn't spit it out. I couldn't brush this off like I was some kind of pimp who was banging chicks 24-7. She knew me too well to buy it.

"Fuck, I don't know," I replied, looking anywhere but at Sarah and doing my damnedest to ignore the way my treacherous body was clamoring for more. It had been a long time since I'd been laid.